Married life

Husband: I don’t think that guinea pig thing is true.

Me: It is! Oh…the circles thing?

Husband: Did you see it happen?

Me: No, but my small animal science teacher said so in high school.

Husband: Let’s get a guinea pig and test it!

Me: No!

Husband: You never let me do anything.

Me: You won’t let me have a goat!

Husband: That’s true.

Me: I’m blogging this exchange.

Husband: Just be sure to tell them I’m winning.

And then he tripped on his face, looked ridiculous, and gave me a trophy for being right about everything ever. The moral of the story: I control the family press release. CHECKMATE.

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